Hi, I lost my sleep schedule, have you seen it?

   It's two a.m. (1:56 for you technical folks) and I just finished editing my final film project. Well, I mean I think I did. I could watch it before class and want to change a million things, but that's a different story. So, naturally, instead of sleeping I continue to damage my eyes and also further ruin any hope I had at a sleep pattern and blog blog bloggity blog (Alright, the two a.m. thing is becoming noticeable isn't it?).

Anywho I have to move back home day afer tomora and I'm just plum upset about this! Don't get me wrong I love my family, I do, but once you have had that lick of freedom it's so hard to go back! Then I remember I will be: 1) saving money 2) actually getting to see my siblings and 3) not living with some of the messiest people I have come across. ( I can say this 'cause they don't read my blog).

I've learned a lot this year, but I suck at emotional posts and my brian (Igor, anyone? Eh?) hurts, so instead here are some pictures I like.

Aight homies, nighty night!

Brilliant

Volcano High
1. Become very rich.
2. Purchase 1 ton of weed. This will cost you 6 million dollars.
3. Purchase a helicopter. I don't know how much this costs.
4. Dump 1 ton of weed into a Volcano in Hawaii.
5. Prove or disprove the hypothesis that everyone in Hawaii will get high. 
      Submit tape to Mythbusters.


When i kill a spider in my basement i don't clean it up with a tissue. no. i leave it there so the rest of the spiders know not to f*** with me.


The Super Size Me guy was an idiot, why didn't he do his month long Mcdonalds binge during Monopoly month?


Get a bottle of bubbles. Get glow sticks. Cut open the glow sticks and dump them into the bubble solution. Turn off the lights and you got yourself glow in the dark bubbles. BOOM.
You're welcome.


Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good, but nothing ever changes.



I looked in the fridge today and noticed a piece of cake with a note that said "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from cake."



New Discovery Television Show Idea: tie a camera onto a bird!
Are you kidding me? Seeing what its like to fucking FLY all over the place? FIRST HAND? I'd watch that shit all day


Do black people know that white people say nigga to each other all the time?


The Grinch... a metaphor for weed?
Anyone ever thought about this? He's a light green, hairy thing(kush) who was looked down upon by the townspeople. But, once some people start giving him a chance, he brings people together with laughter, happiness, and a shitload of munchies.
Dr. Suess definitely burned down.




I changed all my passwords to ' incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.


I lost all my weed . . . in a series of small fires.


I just watched my dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and thought "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase its tail for 10 minutes.



Abovetheinfluence: "1 out of every 3 smokers die."Apparently the other 2 become immortal.


why are goldfish the snack that always smile back? because they're baked.

Aye, high peeps are hilarious. 

I'm on the Hunt

Summer is approaching, and it's coming fast. 

The downside? I need work, and fast.

That's totally me, yano minus the guy and plus the Kelsie

Yes, it's true I have a job, but it's just not enough. Call me selfish. (Selfish). This summer I want to raise some serious moolah and to do this I need more than one job. Or . . . one sweet job where I get paid to do nothing except taste ice cream, look up blogs and getting on Facebook earns you a bonus, anyone know of this? No? Damn.

Anyways, back to my point I need another job. Here's to looking, kids.

Get it? I'm making a toast to searching for work . . . 

Kelsie